If you met a wo/man who you instinctively knew would be the love of your life, what would you say/tell him/her?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FOR MAKING ME WAIT SO LONG. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BOYBAND AND TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS I’VE MEMORIZED BECAUSE OF YOU. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY JOURNAL PAGES I’VE RIPPED AND BURNED (LITERALLY) AND WASTED BECAUSE OF YOU. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MOMENTS I FELT SO MEAN FOR CRITICIZING THE GIRL WITH THE HUGE PIMPLE ON HER RIGHT CHEEK OR THE GIRL WITH THE SO 90’S OUTFIT OR THE GIRL WITH TOO MUCH LIQUID EYELINER AND RED LIPSTICK SITTING AT THE TABLE BESIDE MINE ALL BECAUSE SHE HAD SOMEONE (AND A CUTE ONE AT THAT) TO HAVE COFFEE WITH AND I DIDN’T. OF COURSE YOU DON’T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T THERE TO HAVE COFFEE WITH ME. YOU WEREN’T THERE FOR ME, PERIOD. IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT I TURNED OUT TO BE LIKE THIS. AND THERE YOU WERE SOMEWHERE, FOOLING AROUND AND GOD KNOWS WHAT YOU REALLY WERE DOING AND WHO YOU REALLY WERE WITH. YOU ARE SO IRRESPONSIBLE AND SELFISH AND MEAN, (MR. KRABS).
But gawd. You’re so hot. So fine, all’s forgiven. Now give me a hug, you.
