Dear ate caretaker, 

I already forgave you for every single time you caused headache to the whole household (and to the whole village, for that matter). But two weeks after you were gone without a trace, I discovered this.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FAVORITE SHIRT IN THE WORRRRLDDDD??????

This. This is just unforgivable. So may your favorite shirt in the world have the same fate as well.

Goodbye.